To breathe in smog? Why wouldn't you live by the ocean if you can afford that?

The wine collection I feel is too limited.

Anyone who would even consider buying such a home is mentally and spiritually defective. Nobody needs such a luxurious environment, and to spend a quarter of a BILLION dollars on one while there are people who don't have two nickels to rub together or even a roof over their heads is incredibly callous.

Wait - the Bell is deactivated? I'm out.

I'll take it. If you'll give it to me smile.

Only 4K? For a quarter-billion, you'd think they could at least spring for 8K.

Do I need a pre-approval certificate to spend a week there with my family looking at it? We may even need like 2-3 weeks to really think it over.

Wow, isn't it cool that wealth can now be conspicuous outside of royalty? Thats what 241 years of progress can get you! Congratulations America-great strides in income equality have been, er, Trumped...

I was thinking - would you need to put down the whole amount to buy this house? Like, would you need a spare $250 million? Or would you walk into a bank with a 10% deposit and get a mortgage like everyone else?

It's only $45 per square inch! The guy who built this has no taste, the house is a ripoff at a tenth the price.