Using principles of chemical warfare, to fight chemical warfare. Makes sense to me. :o)

ah, they need to omit white-colored underwear from their range, if they want to promote "farting without fear" :)

No more S-B-D's a truly great Idea

Frankly, I don't care if I fill the room with the aroma of fresh steaming excrement, as long as no one knows it was me.
I would buy a pair of pants fitted with a silencer....8^]

It should be called "Far-To-Go". Brown would be a colour to add to the range. For long distance travellers, they could be called "InContinental".
A much cheaper alternative would be nose plugs. Simple but effective! Or maybe butt-plugs. Nurse, bring me my medication!

Wonderful- as an IBS sufferer (especially if the entertainment of the night before has included drinking our wonderful British real ales, especially with a tumbler or two of decent Scotch to round it all off), this might make it possible to venture into the company of others. Frankly, even I am offended by my morning-after emissions.

Does this come with built in silencers or shockwave resistors? You would not want to scare little old ladies, even though the thunder may not be followed by methane.

There is carbon in dried leaves, for those who might be tempted to DIY.

But why in the world would one want to incorporate an impediment such as this?? The smell is included so that a good fart can be enjoyed by all, but especially by the hearing-impaired. Ralph L. Seifer, Long Beach, California.

@ Mary Saunders
Nice idea, but there will occasions where the 'phantom farter' will be revealed by their being the only person in the room with his (obviously not 'her') display of autumn colours, with face showing a glowing red.
@ Τριαντάφυλλος Καραγιάννης
Spot on (pun intended)!