Act now while supplies last, similar products have sold for $10s of dollars.

the way the video started out I thought for sure it was a softcore porno. lol

I have a leaky garden hose which does this for free.

at 625 euros I think a garden sprinkler might be better

and another thing (apart from the hot weather...) it requires a still calm day (no wind or breeze) otherwise 'what goes up' will go elsewhere...
I know...maybe they can include a frame which will hold it above your head.....and so gravity can...
ah...hmmm...that sounds like...a shower...
Hose me down Mother!

This might be a pleasant, albeit ridiculously overpriced, way for the leisure class to cool off while suntanning—do they still do that?—but there is no way it will provide any of the benefits of an actual shower.

Comes with one nose plug that everyone can share, I can see how it would keep the twigs and berries area clean though.

A ridiculous product. Still, there may be a market. Just because a person has money doesn't mean they have brains. Warm/hot water is probably not an option, maybe on the $1,000 Viteo-plus?

Gizmodo featured this in 2007, and the clip is two years old. I'm curious, what motivates anyone to start promoting this still-overpriced and rather silly product now?
I liked the on-site photo of the girl using it in a forest. They have forests with hoses in Germany? Who knew?

So, all the crud that has accumulated in the jets whilst sitting unused (you know, like cat poo and such) gets squirted straight up your nose (and other even less appropriate downward-facing orifices) as soon as you turn the thing on. What a blindingly brilliant idea - NOT!