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"Olympics on steroids" takes a high-tech, F1-style angle on athletics

"Olympics on steroids" takes a high-tech, F1-style angle on athletics
Performance-enhancing drugs welcome: the Enhanced Games wants to bring an F1-style high-tech approach to athletics
Performance-enhancing drugs welcome: the Enhanced Games wants to bring an F1-style high-tech approach to athletics
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Performance-enhancing drugs welcome: the Enhanced Games wants to bring an F1-style high-tech approach to athletics
Using chemistry to push human biology to new limits
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Using chemistry to push human biology to new limits
A sauced-up, super-human version of the Olympics
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A sauced-up, super-human version of the Olympics
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It seems the Enhanced Games are on like Donkey Kong, with multi-million dollar investments from Peter Thiel and other high-profile VCs. Performance-enhancing drugs are welcome – indeed, this could become an early preview of a transhuman Olympics.

You could argue the Tour de France beat them to it – or indeed the regular Olympics themselves; of the top six fastest men ever to run the 100-meter sprint, only Usain Bolt has never tested positive for banned substances. Top-level athletic competition is filthy. Everyone's looking for every possible advantage. They've already sacrificed a normal life to take a shot at athletic stardom, they know that nobody will remember their name if they come home with silver, and they all suspect the competition is doing everything they can get away with. It's no wonder athletics is rife with cheating.

So why not be honest about it, and let everyone use the latest chemistry to push their biology to the absolute limits ? The best, and safest, drugs instead of the least detectable, all done under medical supervision? That's the rough idea behind the Enhanced Games; a controversial and potentially disruptive approach to athletics.

A confrontational one, too; another of this group's selling points is that they plan to pay all competitors fairly – a clear shot across the bows of the fat cats that profit handsomely off the Olympics while only paying prizes to those who make the podium. They also claim they're going to run their events without demanding government funding.

Using chemistry to push human biology to new limits
Using chemistry to push human biology to new limits

The Enhanced Games will allow anabolic steroids, which it considers safe and positive for the health of athletes – certainly safer than the mongrel brews many athletes currently use because they're less detectable in testing. It'll allow stimulants, nootropics, human growth hormone, glucocorticoids, beta blockers, cannabinoids, peptides, psychedelics... You name it. Bodily autonomy is the name of the game, and while the event will provide comprehensive medical screenings and advice to each competitor, it's up to an individual to decide if they're going to compete.

In some ways, it turns athletics into something closer to Formula One, where the human element is only part of the picture and technology is at least as important. Indeed, the Enhanced Games team says it will one day welcome gene transfer technology as well, which could theoretically level the playing field in the most fundamental way. The Olympics has never been fair, because everyone's genetic potential is different. Most people could train their whole lives and never have a chance. One day, that'll change.

While it's yet to announce its first event, the Enhanced Games team says it's got 900-odd athletes, including former Olympians, interested in competing. It's just finished a "multi-million dollar" seed funding round, with PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel and former Coinbase CTO Balaji Srinivasan getting on board, as well as Apeiron Investment Group's Christian Angermayer, who comes on board as a co-founder thanks to the event's "alignment with many elements of [his] own vision for the Next Human Agenda."

A sauced-up, super-human version of the Olympics
A sauced-up, super-human version of the Olympics

“By focusing on world records in popular sports such as track and field, swimming, gymnastics, weight lifting and combat sports, we can eliminate wasteful infrastructure spending and reinvest to fairly pay all athletes,” said Enhanced Games President Aron D’Souza, in a press release. “Just as the ancient Olympics were revived and renovated in 1896 for the Victorian world, the Enhanced Games is once again renovating the Olympic model for the twenty-first century. In the era of accelerating technological and scientific change, the world needs a sporting event that embraces the future, particularly advances in medical science.”

Personally, I'm not sure I've got a problem with this, although to be fair, my chances of getting an Olympics invitation are perhaps waning. If people want to push the limits honestly, openly and under a degree of medical supervision, I can't see why they shouldn't. Maybe the fire of competition will lead to better, safer performance-enhancing drugs I can take to get off the sofa without grunting. Maybe the dangers and side effects will become abundantly clear.

And maybe we're being too precious about the sanctity of the human body, in an age where bionics, brain chips, AI, gene editing and all manner of transhumanist technologies are coming within reach. If this stuff can make us better, maybe we should let it, and maybe the Enhanced Games are a symbolic step in that direction.

What are your thoughts?

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ClauS
This will work ... at the beginning. And really fast it could get hot, really hot, and I'm not referring only to the athletes. The hotter the body the more energy it can produce. That's why birds have a core body around 39-43 degrees C (102-109 degrees F). I easily can imagine that if sky is the limit and with latest and greatest of mRNA manipulation and what not the possible performance level would make Usain Bolt look like a grandma with a walker.
Brenden8r
Man modifying man, incentives to boost short term performance, what could go wrong?
Maybe the prizes should be held until the athletes reach a healthy middle age.
paleochocolate
Bring it on!
reader
Great idea for entertainment and profit! This will lead to elders being able to safely take roids instead of becoming frail.
Arandor
SNL was ahead of its time. They did a skit about the "All Drugs Olympics" in 1988.
TechGazer
Beneficial side-effect (for everyone other than the athletes): it should reveal problems with the various enhancements.

Maybe applicants for these events should get mandatory treatment for obsession, since they're risking their health for ... what? The article says that no one remembers those who come home with silver. I can't name any Olympic gold winners. I just don't care about the Olympics, or for that matter, spectator sports, arts awards, etc.
Towerman
See how the clowns using all.these body destruction substances fall apart at age 50.

Bring back naturality !
Yvonne
Great idea! Make competition honest and above-board. The top athletes in most sports take performance enhancing drugs anyway.
epochdesign
Humanity, and civilization, thanks to the fantastical urges of the uber rich, seems to be regressing. The uber rich aren't moving us forward, they're moving us backwards 2000 years. Playing God, if you will. You don't have to be religious to know that this will not end well. Because once this gets going, what's next? And who's responsible for the fallout? Who pays for the effects on humanity when this goes wrong. I've seen enough dystopian sci-fi's to know I don't want to live in one. But this is exactly what they're creating.
Nelson
This is an evil idea that can only end in disaster.
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